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The Back Story
The Back Story
Sean Hannity
Meet Sean.

Sean has his own show on Fox News - unoriginally and unsurprisingly named "The Hannity Show".

Sean likes to talk about waterboarding, or as he and his friends like to call it, "Enhanced Interrogation", so that way it doesn't sound all that bad. Heck... it practically sounds civilized!

During his broadcast on April 22nd while chatting with guest Charles Grodin, Hannity was pressed by Grodin on the subject of waterboarding. When asked by Grodin if he would be willing to be waterboarded to demonstrate the benevolent, gentle nature of this interrogation technique, Hannity agreed to do so - several times, in fact - and agreed to do so for one or more as of yet undisclosed military and military family charities.

Wow, Sean - that's really super-de-duper awesome of you to support the troops like that! We love our troops too - so much, in fact, that we've built this website to help you raise money for them and their families!


. What Is Waterboarding?
Waterboarding is a form of torture
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Waterboarding is a form of torture that consists of immobilizing the victim on his or her back with the head inclined downwards, and then pouring water over the face and into the breathing passages. By forced suffocation and inhalation of water, the subject experiences drowning and is caused to believe they are about to die. It is considered a form of torture by legal experts, politicians, war veterans, intelligence officials, military judges, and human rights organizations. As early as the Spanish Inquisition it was used for interrogation purposes, to punish and intimidate, and to force confessions. (Source: Wikipedia)


. The Evidence
As mentioned previously, Hannity has agreed - on national television, on his own show - to be waterboarded for charity. The video on the left speaks for itself.

About 56 seconds into this clip, the conversation between Grodin and Hannity gets really interesting! As you'll see, Grodin does a great job of helping Hannity paint himself into a corner by first asking the Manatee if he believes waterboarding is torture. Of course he says "No", but Grodin doesn't let up, asking if Hannity would ever agree to be waterboarded to prove his point. And what is Hannity's response?

Hannity, the idiot that he is, shoves his foot in his big fat mouth in light speed, agreeing not once, but FIVE TIMES to be waterboarded and even invites Grodin to do the waterboarding!


. What if I'm broke... can I still help?
You Betcha!

Even if you don't have a wad of cash to throw at Sean to help him raise money, you can still help out! Here are a few ways that you can contribute to the cause without dropping a single waterlogged dime!
  • Share the link to this site with all your friends by clicking this button: Bookmark and Share
  • Contact one of the many fine military charities we've listed, and let it know it needs to apply pressure to make Sean Hannity keep his word.
  • Contact Sean Hannity via Fox News - Send the FoxNews.com newsroom an e-mail. Let the people there know that you mean business! E-mail: newsmanager@foxnews.com
  • Add a link to us on your website: (click to copy+paste)


.The Call-Out
On April 23rd, only twenty-four hours after the calamity known as Hannity volunteers to be tortured, Keith Olbermann during his nightly broadcast of "Countdown" calls out Hannity to put up or shut up! Offering to take up Hannity on his pledge to be waterboarded for charity, Olbermann offers to pony up $1,000.00 to charity for every second Hannity manages to withstand waterboarding. K.O. goes on to DOUBLE that amount to $2,000.00 per second if, after being waterboarded, Hannity is man enough to admit that he was wrong and waterboarding is actually torture.

"This is no game", says Olbermann, "This is serious stuff. Put your money where your mouth is..." And with that, the gauntlet is throw down. The world now waits anxiously for Hannity to back up is big mouth with action!

 

.And now... for something completely different
Ode to Sean Hannity, By John Cleese

You know it... you love it! The world-famous, Ode to Sean Hannity by John Cleese. Click picture to view.


.The Volunteer Interrogator
On April 24th, Keith Olbermann continued to press the topic of the Sean Hannity volunteer waterboarding for charity.

To support this effort, Olbermann had as his guest Mike Ritz, former S.E.R.E. School Instructor and military veteran to explain the various nuances of waterboarding and Hannity's claim.

During this interview, Ritz agreed to waterboard Hannity himself, claiming that not only will he be able to break Hannity using the criteria and guidelines put forth by the Torture Memos, but also "that I could get him to say that ''Countdown with Keith Olbermann'' is his favorite show". Wow! Now that's GOTTA be torture!!!
Sean Hannity, we are
Calling You Out!

Yes, Mr. Hannity, we are speaking directly to you...

On the April 22nd, 2009 edition of your nightly Fox broadcast, you stated emphatically that you would be willing to be waterboarded for the benefit of American military and military family charities.

What you fail to realize Sean is that casual attitude towards the subject demonstrates a profound disregard towards of basic human rights and a complete lack of concern for the rule of law.

Whether you realize it or not or even care, the ILLEGAL TORTURE of combatants in the custody of the United States is a war crime and a slap in the face to fundamental values that sets apart America from almost every other coutry in the world.

It has now been days since you made the pledge, and days since you were called out by Keith Olbermann to "put your money where your mouth is", and days that you have gone into hiding, completely disregarding what you promised.

So here's the deal, Sean....
  1. If you decide to man up, keep your word and kindly demonstrate to the free world how waterboarding is not torture by undergoing the procedure yourself, 100% of all pledged donations received through this site will go directly to the charities of your choice, so long as those charities benefit either the troops and/or families of our troops.
  2. Should you decide to take the coward's way out and reneg on your promise, then all proceeds pledged here will go to charities of our choice.
It's Time To Up The Stakes!

Well, it's been days since you shot off your big yapper and volunteered to be waterboarded for charity. We haven't heard anything yet, so we've decided to up the ante.

You see, it occurred to us that very likely event that you do p***y out, it's not right to collect promises for charity donations from people when they don't even know what charity it would go to.

So, to help out pledge donors, we're only going to be donating the proceeds earned through this site to the military and military family charaties we've indicated, and ONLY if you man up.

Time will tell...

Recommended Military Charities
We know that Sean's really busy right now getting sized up for dayglow orange jumpsuit, so we took the liberty of finding a list of military charities to which Sean Hannity can make his donation.

American Red Cross
American Gulf War Veterans Association
Armed Forces Relief Trust
Armed Services YMCA of the USA
Fisher House Foundation
Operation First Response
Operation Interdependence
Reconnect America
Aerospace Education Foundation
Air Force Aid Society
Air Force Enlisted Widows
Armed Forces Foundation
Army Emergency Relief
Astronauts Memorial Foundation
Billy Blanks Foundation
Blinded American Veterans Foundation
Blinded Veterans Foundation
Blue Star Moms
Coast Guard Mutual Assistance
Comfort for America's Uniformed Services Elite
Enduring Freedom K.I.A. Fund
Fallen Patriot Fund
Folds of Honor
The Freedom Alliance
Freedom Is Not Free
Global War on Terrorism Veterans in Need
Help Hospitalized Veterans
Homes for Our Troops
IMA Hero(TM) Collection
Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund
Marines Helping Marines
Men of Easy Company Association
Military Chaplains Association of the USA
Military Community Youth Ministries
National Military Family Association
National Veterans Services Fund, Inc.
Navy and Marine Corps Relief Society
Operation Gratitude
Operation Gum Drop
Operation Love Reunited
Paralyzed Veterans of America
Phoenix House, Inc.
Points of Light - Ponte Vedra Beach Rotary
Project Keeping Cadence
Raising Consciousness America
Red Cross Armed Forces Emergency Service Systems
See Your Troops Foundation
Special Operations Warrior Foundation
Survivors of Servicemen (SOS) Fund
The Hugs Project
Toys for Tots Foundation
Tragedy Assistance Program for Survivors (TAPS)
USO
United States Military Chaplains Association
Veterans Families United
Veterans Helping Veterans & Others
Veterans of Foreign Wars
Vietnam Veterans Assistance Fund
The Walter Reed Society
Women in Military Service for America Memorial Foundation
Wounded Warriors Fund
Wounded Warrior Project

Is Waterboarding Torture?

Decide for yourself!

Click here to read - "United Nations Convention Against Torture".
 
Click here to read - I.C.R.C. Definition of Torture And Ill Treatment.

Torture.TV

Graphic demonstrations of waterboarding available courtesy of YouTube.com


Graphic Waterboarding Demonstration

Christopher Hitchens Waterboarded

Fmr. Navy Seal Waterboarded
 

 

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